Male, Melbourne, Australia. Excellent condition, well maintained, stunning views. Warm hand wash only. Use only as directed. Batteries not included. May contain traces of nuts.

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I’m Rob, I write code for a living.

This is my personal blog. Here I write crap for fun.

It’s a deliberately incoherent collection of rants, brain dumps, and vain attempts at humour.

But you never know. Maybe if I write enough I might occasionally write something worthwhile.

I also post stuff on Tumblr sometimes.

I sometimes tweet.

I live in a deeply unfashionable part of Melbourne.